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Dave Bopp, President
Jim Blaszak, Vice President:
'DEAD GIVEAWAY' by Charles Ramsey feat. Gregory Brothers
Charles Ramsey interview, rescuer of Amanda Berry, Gina DeJesus and Michelle Knight in Cleveland.
After going missing more than 10 years ago, Amanda Berry shouted to a man from a Seymour Avenue house on Monday.
Charles Ramsey and Angel Cordero broke down the door and freed Berry, who was 16 when she disappeared in 2003, Gina DeJesus and Michele Knight. Cordero told NewsChannel5's Stephanie Ramirez that he recognized Berry from posters and that she was with a 4 or 5-year-old child.
Jon Jones: A Boxing Match with Floyd Mayweather Would Be 'Pretty Competitive'
JJon Jones, the youngest champion in UFC history, has proven that there are few, if any, competitors at 205 pounds that can give him a legitimate fight at this point in his career.
"Bones" is known for being extremely well-rounded with great takedowns, submissions, ground and pound and innovative striking.
"To be honest with you, if it was all hands, it would probably be a pretty competitive match. But that's not fighting, either. You can't be at the bar and be like, alright, no kicking, no taking me down, don't stretch my shirt out. It's not like that. What I do, I consider it to be the true art of fighting. To do everything. Fighting Floyd Mayweather wouldn't even be right. Nobody would want to see that."
It should come as no surprise that Jones' confidence is at an all-time high after steamrolling rival Chael Sonnen at UFC 159 last month, scoring a first-round TKO despite a nasty dislocated toe.
With the victory, Jones tied Tito Ortiz's UFC light heavyweight record of five consecutive title defenses.
He has also won nine fights in a row over the likes of former champions Mauricio "Shogun" Rua, Quinton "Rampage" Jackson, Lyoto Machida, Rashad Evans and Vitor Belfort.
As great as Jones—the No. 2 pound-for-pound fighter in the UFC's official rankings—is, it's hard to imagine he could go punch-for-punch with Mayweather.
Mayweather is a five-division world champion boxer who is still going strong at 36 years old, improving his record to 44-0 on Saturday with a unanimous decision win over Robert Guerrero.
WATCH: Heavy Metal Singer Gets Shocked On Stage
Frank Palmeri, the lead singer of rock band Emmure, was electrocuted by 200 volts while performing on stage.
My Brother, My Mother, and a Call Girl
My brother Danny lost his virginity at age 25. To a call girl named Monique. Hired by our mother.
My mother didn’t bother asking Danny for his permission before engaging Monique’s services. She didn’t ask my father to condone the transaction. Nor was she troubled by social mores or laws against solicitation. She deserves a Mother of the Year Award.
There was a reason for my mother's taboo-busting parenting. Danny was born with a rare, incurable genetic disease that affects the development and function of the nervous system. The typical lifespan for children born with Familial Dysautonomia was then about five years. My mother rolled up her sleeves, strapped on her stilettos, and ignored the statistic. A parent now myself, I wonder if I have half my mother’s grit and grace.
You might say the call girl was just one of the treatment protocols my mother improvised. Growing up, Danny suffered severe reflux that caused recurrent pneumonias, so my parents learned how to perform at-home pulmonary therapy, suctioning Danny’s nasal passages and gently thumping his back and chest. Danny's eyes didn’t produce natural tears, so he administered eye drops throughout the day to prevent corneal abrasions. An extreme curvature of the spine and hunched shoulders required Danny to wear a special back brace and eventually to undergo a risky spinal fusion surgery.
Danny's poor balance and coordination made it impossible for him jump or skip, catch a ball, ride a bicycle, or drive a car. By the time he was an adult, he could barely walk unaided.
All this was bad, but his greatest health peril occurred when his body failed to regulate its responses to physical or emotional stress, turning anything from a minor cold or test-taking jitters into a life-threatening emergency marked by uncontrollable vomiting and wildly oscillating blood pressure and heart rate. These horrifying events landed Danny in the Intensive Care hospital ward scores of times. To attempt to arrest the deadly cycle, Danny practiced relaxation techniques, and doctors taught our parents how to administer Thorazine or Valium injections.
Remarkably, when Danny was 22 surgeons affiliated with the Familial Dysautonomia Foundation performed a breakthrough procedure to tighten his esophagus and prevent the menace of intractable vomiting.
The results were life-altering, and Danny’s anxiety about the sudden onset of a vomiting crisis dissipated. His health improved along with his confidence. With the encouragement of his doctors and our parents, Danny decided he was ready to get his own apartment.
It was the late 1980s, and a building boom in downtown Denver was underway. An Embassy Suites Hotel was going up, and there were a few floors reserved for long-term leases. My parents struck a deal on a swanky one-bedroom with drop-dead views of the Rocky Mountains — the ideal bachelor pad.
That’s when my mother dared to dream the kinds of dreams most mothers take for granted. "I thought someday he'd meet a girl," she confides.
It wasn’t entirely beyond the realm of possibility. A sociology major at Colorado University in Denver, Danny was frequently in the company of other young adults. He was charming and outgoing, with a mop of chestnut brown hair, long, delicate fingers and a fuzzy moustache he’d grown at our mother’s urging. Danny's laugh was infectious, and he was a dapper dresser, right down to his argyle socks. But even after puberty Danny remained diminutive in size — 5’1" and all of 110 pounds on a good day.
There was a piano bar in his building catering to hotel guests and business people who worked downtown. My brother liked to hang out there in the evenings, enjoying the music and nursing a bottle of Perrier. Picture George Clooney rendered as a Sesame Street Muppet. That was our Danny.
My mother envisioned him with a young woman inclined to focus more on the George Clooney part, someone small in stature, maybe with a mild disability. She fantasized about Danny getting married and maybe having children of his own.
And she longed for something very basic for Danny: the experience of physical intimacy. "I understood that he was already growing and developing like any other male. I looked upon Danny as going through different markers. Sex was just another marker that was necessary but delayed."
But my mother knew Danny’s first sexual encounter entailed more than simply finding the right girl. For all my brother’s charms, he wasn’t what one would call a smooth operator. For example, Danny was blissfully unaware of a tiny drip of urine that often bloomed around the crotch of his pants. "I didn't want to embarrass him over such a small thing," my mother shrugs.
She’d become a lay expert on the autonomic nervous system. She knew, for instance, that the parasympathetic branch controls penile erections, whereas ejaculations are functions of the sympathetic branch. Danny could have erections, that much we’d all had occasions to notice at morning time. What my mother didn’t know was whether Danny could ejaculate or have a child of his own. "I was particularly interested in the possibility of procreation. In those days, parents expected to become grandparents."
My mother’s consultations with neurologists and urologists in Denver and New York shed no light on the question. It was a matter for empirical inquiry. My mother figured a call girl would provide the most expedient solution. So she turned to an acquaintance who struck her as the type who’d "know women."
Jay was a widower whose 20-year-old daughter had Down syndrome. My mother figured he too had considered the dilemma of his daughter’s sexuality. “We were both parents of disabled young adults. We were in the same club.”
Her instincts about Jay were spot on.
“Oh sure! I know several women and one in particular comes to mind. Yeah, I’ll mention it the next time I see her, and I’ll have her give you a call. She's the best!"
Thoughtfully, Jay negotiated the fee, and Monique called my mother to arrange the rest of the details. She was to arrive at my brother's apartment on a Saturday afternoon and leave the next morning. Monique informed my mother she liked to have a bottle of wine in the refrigerator. To help relax, Monique explained. My mother told her to bring a bottle.
Monique asked if my mother wanted to meet her in person.
"No! I didn't want to meet!" my mother recalls with a shriek. Plus, Jay had already vouched for her.
My mother’s next step was to prepare Danny for his upcoming tryst.
“I told him that this was a normal and healthy thing. I said sex is like breathing and eating. It’s something that is part of life.” My mother says Danny didn’t know how to respond. “It was like, ‘duh . . . ’ no real reaction.”
Danny was embarrassed, but finally relented. “Alright, alright already!”
My mother’s final task was to inform my father about the arrangements she’d made.
“I wanted to get everything squared away first. When I finally brought it up, Daddy went bonkers. Absolutely wild.” A street-tough product of Newark public housing, my mother was undeterred. “I didn’t want anything to do with his irrationality, so I just left the room.”
With nearly three decades of marriage under his belt, my father knew it was futile to oppose my mother, so he fell into line. “Okay, just don’t tell me about it! I don’t want to know any details!”
“It didn’t take him long to come around,” my mother smiles.
Finally my brother’s big day rolled around. He’d tidied up his apartment and splashed on Polo cologne.
When Monique arrived in the lobby downstairs, she stepped into the elevator with three residents from the building. They eyed the attractive woman dressed in a skin-tight skirt carrying a bottle of wine. Monique hesitated at the control panel as the others selected their floors.
“Does anybody know what floor Danny Cohen lives on?” she asked as the elevator doors slid shut.
As a matter of fact, all three passengers knew my brother. One was a judge, Danny’s best friend from the building. He’d moved in around the same time as my brother, he worked at the courthouse downtown, and he occasionally joined Danny for a casual meal in the restaurant downstairs. Suddenly the air was so heavy, it seemed like the elevator had malfunctioned.
Moments after Monique exited on Danny’s floor, my parent’s phone rang. It was the judge on the line.
“A loose lady was going up the elevator looking for ‘Daniel Cohen'! Should I call the police?”
“Maybe she’s just a friend from school.”
“Look,” the judge insisted. “She’s an obvious hooker! What the hell does she want with Danny?"
Finally my mother leveled with the judge. “I hired her,” she said.
Even the lawman could see this was the right thing to do. He and my mother had a good laugh.
Laughter aside, my parents respected my brother’s privacy. The next day, they decided not to call him. Had it been an ordinary Sunday, Danny would have called them around 9 a.m.
“We waited around all frapping day and nothing,” says my mother. “No phone call from Danny.”
“Maybe he hasn’t come up for air,” joked my father.
When the phone finally rang, it was Jay. “How’d it go?”
“I don’t know, we haven’t heard a peep from him all day!”
“Don’t worry,” Jay assured my mother. “She’s a great gal, and she knew exactly what to do.”
By mid-afternoon, my mother was overcome by curiosity. She dialed my brother’s apartment. “So how was it?”
Danny was circumspect. “Everything was fine.”
The call girl provided a more detailed report when she rang my mother a few days later. Danny hadn’t achieved an orgasm.
“That put the question of reproduction to rest,” says my mother. “But he did experience intercourse.”
Within two years, Danny’s balance and walking deteriorated to the point where he’d returned to live with our parents. One evening he and my mother were relaxing in front of the television. They’d watched a Bill Moyers program focusing on death rituals in various cultures, and my mother asked Danny if he ever thought about dying. Danny reflected for a moment.
“Well, no, I mean, maybe if I’d had something serious like Cystic Fibrosis or something.” Was this his characteristic naiveté, or was he considerately shielding my mother from thoughts of his own mortality? We’ll never know.
My mother found Danny the next morning. He was curled on the floor beside his bed like a bird that had fallen from its nest. It was a clear spring morning, less than a week before Mother’s Day. He was 28.
Shortly after Danny's funeral, a man who occasionally gave Danny rides to school dropped by. He was devastated.
“Did Danny ever, um . . . was he ever with a lady?”
My mother told him about Monique.
“You took care of everything!” he said, smiling with relief. "You're quite a lady."
Reflecting on her transaction with Monique, my mother is matter-of-fact. “I’m a realist. This is what needed to be done. For every child, especially one with a disability, a parent wants things to be as normal as possible. Danny experienced all of life. I feel he lived his to the fullest.”
LISTEN: Amanda Berry's call to 911
She is one of three long-missing Cleveland, OH girls that were found alive in the house of Ariel Castro, 52.
Found in the house were Amanda Berry, Gina DeJesus and Michelle Knight. All have been missing for roughly 10 years each and presumed dead.
Farrah Abraham Sextape
Have you ever met a person who is SO fake, you knew they're not faking it? Farrah Abraham is the perfect example of that type of person. There isn't anything else to her. Completely vapid.
In 1995 Bruce Springsteen wrote a song called 'Secret Garden'. He describes women as being complex. But if you stick around, put work into the relationship, one day you'll be let into her heart, and it will have been worth all the work. Farrah Abraham has a 'Secret Garden'. It just happens to be overflowing in used sex toys, ky jelly, old Hustler mags, empty bottles of Valtrex, and ripped open boxes of the morning after pill.
How does she look? Beautiful of course. In a "I'm going to have Melanoma issues later in life and I should have gotten a spray tan instead kinda way" sure she's beautiful.
How was the sex? Fake. Really fake. There's anime tentacle porn out there more believeable that Farrah's "orgasms".
It's 3 videos. Taking a shower, masturbating in a limo, and the actual sex video with porn star James Deen. She's doing all the things Paris and Kim did in their sex tapes. Except theirs were far more interesting.
Don't waste your time or $$$.
Personally? I'd rather have this happen than watch it again.
Love this dude!
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1) “Hi, my name is _______.”
Believe it or not, the most effective way to strike up a meaningful conversation with a person to whom you’re attracted is to use these strange things called “manners” and to be “friendly.” Just say hi. Just introduce yourself. The fact is you’re not really ever going to trick someone into being attracted to you – they either are, or they are not. So just keep it simple and go for it. And if that fails a few times, then go ahead, get clever.
2) “Can I buy you a drink?”
If you want to get at least a few minutes of someone’s time, offer to buy them something. As you’re likely trying out these lines at a bar, we recommend you make that offer for a drink and not for a lampshade or a wind chime – that would just be weird. Most people like free stuff, so they will accept and you will buy yourself at least a minute or two to prove yourself either awesome or wildly unlikable.
3) “Did it hurt when you fell? From heaven?”
“Did it hurt when you fell? From heaven?” or “Is it hot in here, or is it just you?” or “You are a very pretty female” and so on. (This one is clearly intended for use by men directed at women, for the record.) Most ladies like to be called pretty; it’s as simple as that. If you can think of a way to call a girl pretty without objectifying her or making her feel uncomfortable, do it. After all, you’re just paying an honest compliment.
4) “I’m not going to try any cheesy pickup line or anything.”
See what that is there? Just a little bit of reverse psychology, baby! By referencing a “pickup line” you make your intentions clear, but by saying you’re not using one, you won’t come across as sleazy or sneaky (which is not to say that you’re sleazy and sneaky). The ultimate non-pickup pickup line, friends! (A variation on this that borrows from the line above: “You're so pretty you made me forget my pickup line.”)
5) Make Them Laugh
Most women say that the best way to make them feel attracted to a man is to make them laugh. So humor is going to win out over “smoothness” in most every case. If you’re a funny person, then be yourself. If you’re not so funny, maybe try one of these babies: “I’ll bet you $20 you’re about to reject me” or “Hey, does this napkin smell like chloroform?” Actually, y’know what, don’t try that last one. Ever.