For real, Busted Boneheads in Russia are CRAZY!!!
A few weeks ago, 28-year-old Vladimir Krasnov of Nizhny Novgorod, Russia got into an ARGUMENT with a 48-year-old friend who's only been identified as Sergei.
Vladimir suspected that Sergei was trying to STEAL his girlfriend. They got drunk as Russians do, then Sergei passed out.
And when he did, Vladimir decided to do something LITERALLY, that people only talk about figuratively and he INSERTED HIS RIGHT FOOT into Sergei's NO-GO HOLE.
He got his entire foot up there, which caused SEVERE internal bleeding and Sergei DIED from the injuries.
Vladimir told the cops, quote, "All I can say is I really regret it. Nothing like this would happen if I were sober." He's been arrested for homicide.