The Eight Spots People Have Sex at Work, Ranked From Best to Worst
A new survey identified the eight main spots where people have sex at work, and had both men and women rank them. Here are the results . . .
1. Your office or on top of your desk.
2. The conference room.
3. A storage closet.
4. The bathroom.
5. In the elevator.
6. On top of the copy machine.
7. In the office kitchen.
8. Outside where the smokers take their breaks.
Overall, 56% of women and 61% of men say they'd be interested in having sex at the office but only 21% of women and 52% of men have done it.
A Naked Woman in Chicago Declares Herself "Goddess of the Train" and Orders Everyone Off
On Saturday, around noon, a FULLY NUDE 31-year-old woman in Chicago jumped a turnstile and boarded an El train. And yes, she's got a nice naked body.
She announced she was the, quote, "GODDESS OF THE TRAIN" then ordered all the passengers to exit immediately. And when people DIDN'T obey her godly order, she started SLAPPING people.
The police finally showed up and escorted her off the train, and there was about a half hour delay in service while things got sorted out.
The woman was taken to a hospital for a psych evaluation.
WARNING: These photos contain nudity.
Falling In Love Immediately Makes You Dumber
You know that feeling of being into someone, when they start DOMINATING your thoughts all day long? Turns out your brain really can't deal with it.
According to a new study, when people fall in love, they immediately get DUMBER.
The researchers analyzed 43 people who'd been in relationships for less than six months and found the ones who said they were falling in PASSIONATE LOVE did WORSE on tests than people who were just kinda dating casually.
The blame really DOES go to love dominating your every thought your brain has a limited amount of resources, and when most of them are devoted to falling in love, you can't use as much brainpower on everything else.
Fortunately, once you settle into being in love, your brain goes back to working normally.