There's a concerned mom in Philadelphia who just posted an ad in the CASUAL ENCOUNTERS section of Craigslist. But not for her, she did it for her son.
Her 18-year-old son is headed off to Harvard in the fall. She says, quote, "He's smart, but socially awkward [and] has never had a girlfriend" even though "he's very handsome and extremely fit he [was] on the varsity cross country team."
So she's looking for a 19- or 20-year-old woman to TAKE HIS VIRGINITY and, quote, "turn him from high school nerd to cool college kid."
Here's the plan. The mom will buy you concert tickets and she'll ALSO buy her son tickets right next to you. Then you talk to him, seduce him, and have sex with him.
She wants you to keep doing it with him all summer, then, quote, "let him go gently so he'll have the confidence to date other girls." In return, she promises to, quote, "make your financial issues disappear."